Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

I first started hearing these about two years ago. The one liner Chuck Norris jokes. Some are really lame, some are really good. And there's even a list out there of some of the ones Chuck Norris likes himself. I gathered together a few of these and decided to post them here, just because.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down

There are more of these. A lot more. I did some searching and found the Chuck Norris Facts page. It has a complete nine page list of these. Go check it out. I would list them here, but my blog entry would be huge.

Until next time...

Keep 'em flyin'.